How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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