Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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