I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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