we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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