One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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