Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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