I just saw a hot homeless man
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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