There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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