Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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