hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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