This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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