my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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