i permit you to call me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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