what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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