It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
ok first of all what the fuck
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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