your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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