great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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