At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
