Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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