Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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