When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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