how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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