Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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