The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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