All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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