you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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