who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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