Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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