PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
