i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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