I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
organizing the empties. That sober.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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