Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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