You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
