This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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