Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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