then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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