Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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