You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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