The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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