You're so nebulous sometimes
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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