she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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