Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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