so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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