I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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