Nicole vs. Life
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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