chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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