It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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