Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Green mimosas i think yes
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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