She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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