laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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