watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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