So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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