Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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