im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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