Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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