no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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